mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”
I see no lies
also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”
i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried:
just look at
their little bodies!
and their big eyes!!!
and the way they slide all over
and thIS ONE???
IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT
BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL